..::What Would Satan Do::..::FAQ::..

What Would Satan Do
FAQ

Q: You're site is stupid.
A: Although this is not really a question, I hear it a lot in regards to the site. But to those who tell me this, thank you... At least you feel something towards the site.

Q: Why do you love Satan?
A: You obviously cannot read. I never say anywhere on this site that I "Love Satan". I have yet to figure out how if all of you are so well read in Scripture, that you would so quickly judge without reading MY material.

Q: Why do you hate Jesus (God)?
A: See answer to previous question

Q: You are a faggot vegetarian!!
A: Thanks again.. at least you are half correct, and you obviously read some of my material before leaving your dumbass remark.
Yes, I AM a vegetarian, going on 12 years as one. I do not tell anyone to live as I do though...I just present my side and the reasons I became one.
No, I am NOT a faggot...Just because I like Johnny Depp and sing Barry Manilow karoake alone in my living room, doesn't mean I like cock. It could be worse.. I could sit around and get off watching grown men in tight clothes tackle and spank each other every Sunday.

Q: Did you grow them all by yourself?
A: Jeez, how many times must I answer this one.. YES, I did it all by myself... And NO you cannot have any..

Q: You look like Andy Warhol..
A: Um, thanks, but I don't look anything like him..

Q: Do you really have to use that catheter? And how do you use it?
A: Yes, I do have to use it. Due to a birth defect, I need to manually expand my urethra. With a little KY jelly, I slowly insert about an inch of the catheter, leave it there for a few seconds, then pull it out… It hurt like hell at first, but now it’s just a normal daily activity..
Any female fans interested in hepling m eout with this, email me...

Q: Why do you like Satan and Nazi’s so much?
A: Oh my god!!! Fuck you, moron….!

Q: So you think it was ok for Hitler to kill all the Jews?
A: Um WHAT? Yes, you got me figured out. I hate Jews and am glad Hitler did what he did. You are so brilliant, I am glad someone finally read the site and understands me…