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This site is here to represent MY opinions and an OPEN MIND. It is NOT a religious bashing station. There may be some criticism of religion, and yes, Christianity in particular. Reason: Christians are the only ones, throughout my life, to tell me over and over how WRONG I am in every decision I make to better myself.

I assume most of you are familiar with WWJD?(What Would Jesus Do?). I mock that statement, and the individuals who use it.
You all claim to use it as a guideline for yourself and your decisions..... Well let me ask you this: Would Jesus Do ANY of the shit that we all do nowadays? um, NO!!

Back in high school, I was in a McDonalds one day, and a young man walked up to our table and said "You know, Jesus loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life"... Well, I guarantee you, that this same asshole now has a WWJD sticker on his car. And you want to know what Jesus WOULDN'T do? To start, he wouldn't be at McDonalds, and he also would not be driving a Buick Century with WWJD stickers on it.

I do not mock Christ in particular, for the reason I believe Apostle Peter put it best - "I do NOT know him". All I know of him is what other humans have turned him into. And I have learned one thing in life: You cannot trust other humans. So therefore I mock the followers, and the "in your face" preachers. I mock the hypocrites who use Christ as a safety net for their sinning. I mock the ones who are so fucking disturbed by something as stupid as MY WEBSITE, that they feel the need to write me HATE mail..... I mock the ones who are so warped with delusion that they do not even see or hear just how ridiculous they look and sound.

Am I a Satanist? NO. Am I a Christian? NO. Nor am I a Buddhist, Muslim, or a Jew. I believe it all and I despise it all. I am simply nothing more then MYSELF, and being YOURSELF is the really the only honest thing you can do in life. I use the word Satan on this site, mainly just to irritate the people who are so easily irritated by such ridiculous things.

Religion is humankind's way of dishing out it's overblown ego. Everyone thinks they have it all figured out. Well guess what? You are NOT supposed to figure it out, and you never will til it's over.

Sometimes I believe in a God. Sometimes not. Sometimes I am God, Sometimes I am not.... Today I believe in GOD in a sense, as I sit here in Los Angeles, this beautiful yet filthy city. We all know that rain washes away the filth. "Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets". You see, as I write this, it has been raining here in Los Angeles for almost 2 weeks straight. When this finally breaks, it will be beautiful.
GOD is cleaning up the filth. GOD as nature, who tries so hard to conquer mans despicable filthy ways. GOD is that hurricane that rips apart Florida every year. GOD is that earthquake I anticipate with fear and joy each moment I am awake.. Why does GOD do this? Because WE, ALL OF US, are all fuckups, and all of us, ALL OF US, need a good smack in the mouth every once in a while to smarten us up.......

I am NOT a METROSEXUAL...I am NOT a LIBERAL... I am NOT a "TREEHUGGER"... I AM NOT anything you think I am or assume I am based on your moronic beliefs that we all have to belong to some retarded group... I just simply give a fuck about things: animals, air, water, etc... I am sorry Rush Limbaugh put in your head that I can't do these things without being a crazy liberal...I hate George Bush, but again, this does not mean I am a liberal, it means I don't like George Bush.

If you've come here only to attack me with CHRISTIAN points of view, at least have the courage not to kill your email address immediately after preaching to me. When you do this, it only weakens your views, and shows that you are a coward, who only goes on "blind faith" and cannot handle an opposing view or discussion. If you are just going to email me SCRIPTURE, or post it in my guestbook, please don't. I have read it all and am already familiar with the words.

If you are think you are my SATANIC buddy, and want to share with me your pictures of church burnings, or other religious destruction, or just to say " Hail Satan" also don't bother, for I can't stand you either, and you only look like an ass anyway..

I'm just some dork with a website. If I am a true disturbance in your life, GET HELP!!!, you need it.

What Would Jesus Do? He would tell me "good job with the website Jared, it's nice to see you have a passion for something...And thanks for the many name drops...Amen"