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Ah It's Good To Be A Rockstar... Oh wait, I'm not one...
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| By Jared - 09/07/2003 - 6:30pm |
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The newest member of the WWSD army.
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My Fucking Underwear is Disappearing
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| By Jared - 09/06/2003 - 1:40am |
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As we have learned in previous postings, I live in an apartment, and I have an intense disdain for the motherfuckers who don't understand the common rules of a laundry room.
Now I do not know who to blame for this current issue of mine, but it has me perplexed. Over the last 2 months, I have lost 3 pair of underwear. I have a tiny apartment, and I am VERY tidy, so it's not like they are buried in some pile of clothes or junk. They aren't under my bed, not in the closet, FUCKING NOWHERE!!!!!
I am also in the processing of moving, and every possible hiding place has been cleared, and these underwear are NOT in my apartment. I can only arrive at one conclusion: Some sick fuck in this complex is taking my underwear from the laundry machine. I don't want to believe this, but what choice have I got?
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Yo, you aint metal, motherfucker!!!
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| By Jared - 08/31/2003 - 7:25pm |
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I almost forgot I had this jacket.
This was my jacket in high school. I sewed all the patches on myself.
It’s safe to say, the jocks didn’t like me very much.
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Yes, you can send me cash.
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| By Jared - 08/21/2003 - 6:45pm |
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I Sell a lot of stuff on eBay, but today marked a first for me.
I received a payment via postal mail. I will allow money orders or cash to be sent. This woman did not quite understand the meaning of cash. Below are some pics of what she sent me:
But, as luck would have it, I needed quarters to do laundry
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What WOULD Jesus Do?
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| By Jared - 08/19/2003 - 7:30pm |
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I work with a FRESH Christian. He used to be a drugged out pissed off gangbanger. He hit fucking bottom, and now he knows all the answers since "Christ" showed him the true way. I get along with him fine, and actually have some good conversations with him, but of course I don’t make my website site known at the job. Too many people are too ignorant and would not understand it in any way, and I don’t need that bullshit at work.
I get jokingly picked on for my vegan lunches. Of course all the other people there are big juicy steak, meat eaters. So today during my lunch, they started in on me again, MAINLY the new best friend of Jesus.
So I said, "hey, what if you found out Jesus was a vegetarian, and he taught it to be the way. Would you stop eating meat?"
This good Christian responds with laughter, and says, "hey man, Jesus died for my sins"" What am I gonna do, just eat soybeans" .
As I expected, his "faith" really doesn’t mean dick. It’s just a crutch for a rock bottom hittin’ fuck up.
So really, WWJD is only a tool for Christians to flaunt their bullshit devotion. They can use it against a non Christian who may be entering a Manson concert. "JESUS wouldn’t go to that concert!!! He wouldn’t support a HATE monger like Marilyn Manson. JESUS wouldn’t to drugs!!! etc…
Well, to the best of MY knowledge, JESUS wouldn’t eat meat, so have fun in Hell I guess.
Speaking of meat, look at THIS fucking redneck.
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