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Leviticus 8:18-21--
18, He next brought forward the holocaust ram, and Aaron and his sons laid
their hands on it's head. 19, When he had slaughtered it, Moses splashed it's
blood on all sides of the altar. 20, After cutting up the ram into pieces, he
burned the head, the cut up pieces and the suet; 21, then after washing the
inner organs and the shanks with water, he also burned these remaining parts
of the ram on the altar as a holocaust, a sweet-smelling oblation to the LORD,
as the LORD had commanded him to do.
So today while in line at Murder King (Burger King), ordering my meatless Whoppers, I have these people in front of me who give me a look like "what a weirdo".(their expression, not mine)
What-fucking-ever!!!!!

Anyway, this brings me to my current annoyance with the "herd":
Why is it that when a crime is committed where it appears to be some sort of ritualistic animal killing, everyone freaks out saying "it must be Satanists"? Why is it that any time someone claims to be a Satanist, people assume that you partake in such "animal sacrifices"? And that if you actually do partake in the activities, you are EVIL!!!!!!!?

As you can tell by the Murder King episode above, I am a vegetarian. If you eat meat, that's your problem. I am just repulsed by it.

When I was a sophomore in high school, I dated a girl who's parents were Born Again Baptists.(You know, the most sinister of all of the brainwashed...) So in order to date her, I had to go to these Youth Group gatherings at a local church. Now afterwards, all the kids would go hang at McShit, sorry, McDonalds.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't McShit perform animal sacrifices by the millions? I mean they have served billions by now according to their signs. Or maybe it's that billions have served them.?????

So will someone please explain to me why a person who performs an animal sacrifice in a ritualistic, religious type way, is labeled EVIL, but when we all wanna throw our money at that giant rusthead Ronald, and that,,,,, shit, I don't even know what that Grimace, butt plug looking thing is, it's all ok. Why is McShit, with their assembly line of mass slaughter, not labeled as a "Satanic" corporation? Why do church groups all hop in their little buses and go to malls and sit in the food court mowing on friggin McWhatevers, and once again look at me with disdain for not joining their slaughter?

Just once I want to see a news story, or evangilist show say, upon any discovery of the above mentioned "animal killing" story, "It MUST be those McDonalds people!!!".

Also, the Old Testement is loaded with animal sacrifces, spilling/throwing of blood, etc... For those of you who are not Biblically read, I think they kill something, or splash some blood on something at least once every ten sentences.

So to all the people who come to this page and send me threatening, Christian messages, "why am I the bad guy?"
I am NOT a Christian. I am NOT a Satanist. I do believe in Gods: of what, I don't know....

Please everyone, try to laugh some more. You are all way to pissed off.