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I am well aware this is a tired topic, but with the new lawsuits it just pissed me off again and I felt like going off a bit.

Please tell me that you are all aware of the consequences of smoking???

Now I don't give a fuck if you smoke, but I am sick of people claiming they "had no idea" smoking would cause lung/cancer issues, and then demanding 20 million dollars for their pain. Take a look at what you are doing. YOU ARE SUCKING ON SMOKE!!! DUH!!!

I think I am going to go sue all the companies that make the food I like to eat. Why? Cuz I don't like that fact that basil gives me a headache, or that pepsi makes me jittery. I don't like the fact that I have to pass the remains of the food my body has used. So I think I'm gonna sue Nabisco, since I'm sure the snacks I ate yesterday, are sure to be leaving me soon, in a manner with which I wish they would not.

If you go to Mexico, you don't drink the water , correct? Why? Maybe it's because of the involuntary ass draining that you are well aware will quickly ensue....???

If you don't want lung cancer, don't smoke. If you don't want to get fat from cheese fries and mayonnaise, don't eat them. If you don't want to get burned by your morning coffee, don't buy it from McShit, and set it between your legs while driving.


NEWSFLASH

Coffee = HOT

Cheese Fries/Mayonnaise = FAT

Mexican water = ANAL LEAKAGE

Cigarettes = CANCER

Freedom of choice = BLAME YOURSELF