On a lunch break recently, I took a ride to Borders. I got my book, and left. I stopped nowhere else. On the ride back, I was stuck at a red light, so I decided to short cut it through the "Just Tires" parking lot. As I entered the lot, I felt an itch on my lower left side. I scratched it and it fucking moved. I slammed on the brakes, looked under my shirt, and there was a FUCKING COCKROACH!!!!! It was UNDER my shirt, on ME... I quickly, without disturbing the roach, got out of the car, somehow getting it on the outer part of the shirt, and flapped it off. It ran under a dumpster and that was that...
My only question is, How the FUCK did that get on me? Not just on me, but UNDER the shirt?