I remember a few weeks ago, I was home alone on a SATURDAY night. I'd say it was around 9:00pm I decided to take a shower. I felt I was in the right to play some music. I have a variety of mix cd's. The one I chose for this evening happened to contain a few Slipnot songs. I have a rule: Whilst listening to Slipnot, it must be loud. So after I get out of the shower, I hear a repetition of thuds on my floor. "What could this be?" I asked myself. I realize it is my NEW downstairs neighbor pounding on her ceiling/my floor. I politely turn down the music, and continue with my life. A couple of weeks go by, I leave town for the weekend. Upon my return, I find a letter addressed to ME, taped to my door.

Following my initial written response to her, which simply stated that I am NOT a loud individual, and that she should have considered her sendivities to noise before moving into the lower level apartment. Maybe on occasion I play some loud music, but the fact that I don't even have a stereo, just a "boom box" cd player, I find it hard to see how my normal volume could be bothersome. Also she mentions my "nightime bathroom activities"...... Whatever!!! Sorry if I get home at 1 am and want a shower....Deal with it bitch.

So next, I get a letter on my door from my landlord. It is just a basic form letter saying to consider your neighbors, blah blah blah. What I notice is that these letters are only on the doors of apartments within earshot of the bitch below me. Next, I come home late one night, park my car, shut the door, and walk away. As I am walking away, I hear this fuckers door opening. I turn and look, and she is peering out her door at me. Now it seems she has a problem with me getting home late and having to shut my car door. So I go to my landlord, to inquire about what this bitch has been complaing about. As I approach my landlord, she says, "don't worry about it". Mind you, I haven't said anything yet. She tells me that this woman complains about EVERY FUCKING noise on the property.

I almost forgot to mention her car. It is fucking HUGE. Twice the size of mine. My spot is directly next to hers. Every time I go out to my car, I think it is gone, cuz I can't see it with hers in the way. I was thinking I should write her a letter regarding my problem with her car size.