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MEN against PORN and POT.
(But at least they have their coffee)

George bush and friends want to put a STOP to porn, and especially porn on the internet. They claim it is exploitative of women.... These are REPUBLICANS.. Republicans do not care about women. I mean c'mon, how often is it that a republican puts up a strong political, public fight for the cause of women. They also claim that they are going to put a stop to kiddie porn and bestiality, and "snuff" type porn. The problem is that when they do this, they lump all porn together, as if the only porn online is 10 year old girls fucking 60 year old men. They are threatening to crack down on "ONLINE" porn distributors and producers, once again lumping all porn together. It's like saying that death by a heart attack, and death by a shotgun blast are the same thing. "We need to outlaw handguns, and french fries folks,, they are both killers of Americans"..... But I almost forgot, this is America. A place where you can get more jail time getting caught sending a gag gift dildo in the mail to your friend in Texas than you get for killing your neighbors dog, or hell even your neighbor himself for that matter. Because hey, we all know murder runs rampant throughout the Old Testament, but there sure as fuck aren't any dildos mentioned. And this is ALL a religious based issue.

It's all about parental prevention. All these republicans preach FAMILY VALUES. I don't deny that the internet can be a very dangerous place for children. But you know what? So is McDonalds, and school. In my opinion, a Big Mac is much worse for your child then seeing a vagina. I'm not saying that kids should be able to see porn. I am saying the same thing many of us say: It is the Parents job to make sure that your child is not looking at porn sites.

I am not your average Male. I don't get all flustered when I see breasts. I don't need to stop on MTV Spring Break when I flip to it and see some drunk college girl with crispy bangs wearing an American flag design swim suit. In fact I am repulsed by that. I keep on changing channels looking for Discovery or Animal Planet. Give me a movie with a women dressed in Victorian wear, and I'm all good. But I love porn. I look at porn at least once a day(for about an hour). Do I have to jerk off or "get laid" just cuz I saw it? Am I going to rape someone cuz I saw a 3-way?

And what is it with these MEN that despise porn. MEN who don't like to look at beautiful naked women? Do they fuck their wives through a hole in the sheet? These men that want there to be NO MORE PORN????????!!!!!!!

I agree that kiddie porn should be done away with. But getting rid of ALL porn as a way to stop kiddie porn, ain't gonna work. That's like if when a car manufacturer has to do a recall on a specific car with a specific faulty bad wire in it, and they just say ," you know what,, we need to recall every car ever made".

These are also the same men that like to send in a SWAT team to bust 5 guys smoking pot. Of course these same men drink coffee all day, being drugged by it's contents. Ya know, I have worked in numerous offices, and not once has someone been a fucking asshole to me cuz they didn't get their pot that morning. But fuckin a, they miss that cup of coffee, and the fucking world has collapsed around them, and any motherfucker that gets in their way is going to DIE!!!!!! The only reason coffee isn't illegal, is because the people who make the rules are all addicted to it themselves.

Miss a joint one day, and you just wish you could really have it. Miss a cup of coffee, and you want to fucking KILL every motherfucker in your path. If you complain about not having your coffee, and you are all grumpy, some other idiot in your office will buy you a mug that says" Don't talk to me til I've had my 3rd cup". If you complain about not having any pot today, they call you an addict, and want to send you to rehab, and fire you....