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Why is Recycling so Difficult


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I have been employed by numerous companies in my life. Only ONCE has one of them had an organized paper recycling plan. All others have been giant "conservative" corporations who have not a single care for the environment. They care only about the final dollar. Even at the company that had the recycling program, only half the employees would partake. It’s not like it took much effort. All one had to do was throw your paper into the blue can instead of the tan can. They are side by side… But you see, most people see recycling as a "project", something that will cause them to have to go out of their way.

At the post office they have recycling cans set up to toss all of your junk mail into. Every GODDAMN day I will go in there, and the garbage cans will be full of junk mail, and the recycling cans will be nearly empty… Once again, these cans are side by side, and are clearly marked.. I just don’t get why it is so fucking difficult to throw it in the recycling can. I have even watched people reach over the blue bin, and throw their paper in the garbage.

I appreciate anyone’s effort to recycle, but sometimes even the effort confuses me. Every weekend I take my recyclables down the street to the recycling plant. I gather all my bottles and junk mail into paper grocery bags. Therefore, the contents and the bag, all go into the bins. But every time I go there, I will see that numerous others also take their items in the grocery bags. The problem here is that for some reason all these people think that the paper bags are NOT recyclable. The garbage cans at the plant will be filled with paper grocery bags.. Do these people not realize that the bags are paper?

This brings us to another recycling issue. Republicans, "conservatives"…Why are you so ANTI recycling? Why does it bother you all so much that other people care about trees and clean air? Why does a major asshole like Rush Limbaugh promote his books and posters as being printed on NON-recycled paper? Is it just because recycling is considered to be a "liberal" issue? Are you all such political pansies that you can’t even stand the thought that another conservative would find out you aren’t in 100% agreement with their policy? Conservative, one would think, would mean you are into conservation. This is not so. Conservative means that you are usually rich, obnoxious, and LOVE to force your views upon everyone else. You may conserve money, and thats about all. Conservatives LOVE to preach "Family Values" to everyone else, but rarely can follow them themselves. For the most part is seems a Washington conservative is a rich asshole who will preach his family values while his receptionist sucks his cock.

Then we have a greedy asshole like George W. He rejects any and all bills to help improve waste management, air pollution, etc… I wish I could locate the quote of his, where he actually stated that there is NOT an air pollution problem caused by cars and oil. Does this mean that the smog here is Los Angeles is not real? Does this mean that the BLACK haze in Beaumont, Texas, where W is from, is not actually there? Is it not enough that he is a millionaire 50 times over from oil? But to sit there and tell people that there is no pollution, is fucking retarded. He’s a fucking Washington Hillbilly who found his "Texas Tea" and got lucky his daddy was president. I sure didn’t vote for him. He doesn't care about anything but money. He doesn't give a fuck if your kids and you are breathing lead and drinking MTBE, and he must be fucking blind. If there is no pollution, why do I have to purchase bottled water so I don't drink Chromium6 from my tap? I live near a mountain range that on most days I can’t even see due to smog. But, that must all be in my "liberal" head, treehugger that I am.

Do I drive a car? Yes.. Does that make me a hypocrite? No. Unfortunately the system is setup by fuckers like W. We all need to be places. How do we get there? Cars. But if pricks like W would open their "conservative" eyes, and start actually giving a fuck about the world, they would start getting more involved in Electric cars, or any other type of reduced emissions vehicles. Instead they sit there and tell us that we have bigger problems to deal with, like terrorists… Well Mr. President, the OIL is the origin of the fucking terrorist problem. If you start working on the development of alternative fuel sources, we could gradually phase out the Middle East from having anything to due with us.

Let’s try this: Give Israel to Palestine, Give Texas to the Jews, and put a huge laser wall around the rest of the Middle East, so they can stop retaliating on US for all the shit we’ve done to them. And maybe also we can start watching REAL news on TV. Not made up fluff bullshit, that NEVER tells both sides. I am losing myself here..

I’ll finish this later


Please keep in mind, your president thnks smog is not real.